News from Vacation

Roberto: "I have politicial opinions."

Roboto: "Do I care?"

Roberto: "Terrorism should be treated like an international crime."

Roboto: "Who are you?"

Roberto: "Not like war."

Roboto: "Duh."

Roberto: "Conservatives believe that some things are just worth dying for."

Roboto: "Let me see your papers."

Roberto: "Liberals believe that nothing is worse than people dying for other people's Things Worth Dying For."

Roboto: "Show me your diploma."

Roberto: "It's got valves and chambers."

Roboto: "How democratic."